Provoke The Immigrants (Brownies, you're doing a heckuva job no American wants)

As the escalation continues in the runup to the "War on Cumin-istas" and the fight against "mAl-Queso," I propose we take a tip from Gee Dub and provoke the demonstrators in Los Angeles with Air Force C-130's painted in UN colors. Think about it, if we can draw them out there's no doubt we can pre-emptively solve the immigration debacle with a doctrine of "Shock and Awe." Should one brown demonstrator even as-much-as throw a rock towards said plane, we could appeal to the UN Security Council for a resolution approving decisive military action. Without such provocation it may be too risky to act unilaterally against this throng of radicals who hate our job-complacency.