"Confirmed Bachelor" Lindsey Graham Throws Hissy, Redecorates History

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Senator Russ Feingold's censure resolution made it to hearing on Friday despite the Chorus of "Nuh Nuh Nuh, I can't hear you...everyone look over there its the Easter Bunny." from the Democratic leadership. Sen. Patrick Leahy joined Senator Feingold at the hearing becoming the only other Senate Democrat within a 200 mile radius. Leahy echoed Feingold's request for censure and at one point even raised his voice.

Senator Lindsey Graham would not be outdone however, and engineered a tactical "hissy fit" counterstrike against Sen. Leahy and former Nixon White House Counsel John Dean. During his offensive Graham alluded to recent watergate scandal developments such as: Nixon authorizing the DNC break-in, Nixon's impeachment, and the "fact" that John Dean went to jail. Sen. John Cornyn of Texas upped the ante and called John Dean "a convicted felon" and suggested that Dean was simply there to promote his book. Surprisingly, neither Graham nor Cornyn mentioned the relevant credentials of the Iran-contra convicted felon, John Poindexter (who recently headed the Total Information Awareness program which is directly linked to the warrantless wiretap program.)